The two of them...
Alex burping at the dinner table, and me swatting him every time he lets one rip.
ALex: "Lil listen.... RUUUUUUUURRRRRP!"
Me: "Allllllex!" swat swat
Lili: giggle giggle.
Me: "That is grossing me out...." Whine, whine.
Lili: Looks at me, looks at Alex.... "Ruuuuurp!!!!" giggle giggle. (not a real burp, but an imitation that could fool you). giggle giggle.
Alex: giggle, giggle
Me: pause, giggle giggle..
Lili: very satisfied.